Two paragraphs concerning the penis
A flaccid fingered instrument operating much like a gauge for water pressure, the monitoring of this geyser lacks precision in its youth, needing guidance, aims for accuracy during mid-life and finally garners a stained apathy in its elder-hood.
Best held with a firm grasp, the tubes purpose doubles as a central ‘off’ button which can be ‘pushed’ by slapping it hard. Mine serves a second service as I hold it in my good hand, the right, and with my thumb on the base of the head and forefinger underneath, bend to make my puppet dance.
A paragraph concerning the penis [sexual]
A flaccid fingered instrument operating much like a divining rod, the male penis spends much of its youth searching to bury itself in the soft mound of pubescent earth. This stage does not yield but resembles the throws of rejection benzodiazepine addiction can induce upon its victims, ending with the hapless, shrinking retreat of curling into itself; sickness all over its thread.
A sentence concerning the penis [psycho-analysis]
Form and firmness are tantamount to its place amongst the herd, though the Armenians prefer to venture into tangible proof of this via the fighting style [...], it is unfortunately not practiced by many outside the culture.v
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